Conspiracy Crack: Elvis Is Alive

Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is…Paco!!! Welcome to another Conspiracy Crack episode. In this one, i’ll be talking about if Elvis Presley is living or dead. Let’s start. Elvis was one of the greatest rock artists of all time. So, some people say that The King’s body was a wax figure. Why is that? People who saw the his dead body reported that he was sweating, and dead people don’t sweat. Then, there’s been a bunch of sightings. The most famous one was when this person reported seeing Elvis himself in a Burger King in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Last but not least, when you go to The King’s mansion, Graceland, you can see his tombstone. You might be wondering what’s the big deal with a simple tombstone. His middle name, Aron, has two O’s. Leading some people to believe that the person in the coffin isn’t Elvis, it’s a wax figure. That’s the end of this episode. Is Elvis alive?                                                                    Bye!!!

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